26 outubro 2009

O dia em que Jesus não foi crucificado


Cefas Carvalho

Por pura coincidência, na semana passada acabei tendo como tema, em três conversas distintas, a encenação na Paixão de Cristo em Nova Jerusalém. Todas sobre como o espetáculo perdeu seu encanto com a modernidade e a “invasão” de atores globais nos papéis principais. Nada mais a ver com a coisa rústica que, dizem, existia nos anos oitenta. Hoje, me relataram, as fãs dão gritinhos enquanto Thiago Lacerda está sendo crucificado como Jesus e, sem resistir aos apupos, chega a sorrir e piscar o olho para as moçoilas em vez de sofrer e gritar Pai, por que me abandonaste?! Deve ser coisa do mundo globalizado.

Esses papos me recordaram histórias outras envolvendo encenações da paixão de Cristo. Uma delas, salvo engano, me foi relatada pelo amigo jornalista Rômulo Estânrley e ganhou manchetes de jornais à época, anos noventa. Macaíba realizava sua Paixão de Cristo habitual, os atores se empenhavam nos seus santos papéis, quando, re repente, o centurião começa a flagelar Cristo que segurava a pesada – mas de isopor, na peça, claro – cruz às costas. Eis que um sujeito que bebia suas canas desde manhã cedinho e já estava meio triscado, se emociona mais do que deveria e pula no meio dos atores com a peixeira levantada para o centurião: Aqui em Macaíba você não vai bater em Jesus, não, seu cabra safado!, e foi um tal de gente correr para todo lado. No frigir dos ovos, a intenção do bebum acabou se realizando: naquele ano, pelo menos em Macaíba, Jesus foi salvo da cruz.

Outra anedota do gênero, me foi contada há anos por uma amigo e teria acontecido num município da região Oeste deste Rio Grande do Norte. O dono de um circo mambembe resolveu montar uma paixão de Cristo no período de Páscoa. Colocou sua mulher como Maria Madalena, ele próprio no papel de Centurião e escolheu para Jesus o trapezista cabeludo que era o bonitão do circo. Pois, com o circo lotado, a trupe começou a encenar a paixão, quando, numa breve pausa, o dono do circo flagrou num canto escondido sua mulher aos beijos com o Jesus pé de lã. Possesso, resolveu se controlar e continuar o espetáculo. Contudo, quando chegou a cena de Jesus carregar a cruz sob o flagelo dos soldados romanos, a raiva bateu mais forte no marido traído e lapt lapt com o chicote nas costas do Jesus bonitão. Na terceira chibatada o Jesus olhou para trás nervoso, foi quando o cornudo não agüentou mais e gritou: Gosta de pegar mulher dos outros não, é, felá da puta, pois tome mais essa e essa!, e novamente foi gente para tudo que é lado com a confusão. Também neste espetáculo Jesus escapou da crucificação...

21 comentários:

Sulla Mino disse...

KKK. Gostei do texto amigo Cefas. Sempre é um enorme prazer passar por aqui...Bjks,

Clotilde Tavares disse...

Cefas, essa cena de Tiago Lacerda na Paixão de Cristo ocorreu não em Nova Jerusalem mas em João Pessoa, há uns... 6 ou 8 anos. Eu tenho foto dele pendurado na cruz e piscando o olho, e publiquei no Umas & Outras daquela época. Em Nova Jerusalem, a distância é grande, não dá pra ver esse tipo de coisa, e o espetáculo de lá, mesmo com atores globais, é de uma qualidade espantosa.

Cefas Carvalho disse...

Ok, Clotilde. Feita a retificação, portanto.
Valeu a visita e o comentário. E eu gostaria de ver a foto do moçoilo global crucificado.
Abração!

Cláudia Magalhães disse...

Adorei, amor! Divetidíssimo!

A anedota do corno é engraçadíssima.

Parabéns!

Te amo.
Cláudia

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